LuCy [[x]]

New bloggg...

2008-12-16T11:38:00.001Z

THIS BLOG IS SHIT
My new blog: http://www.cynicalandwhimiscal.blogspot.com

Lucy
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2008-11-16T10:01:00.002Z

I haven't posted in a while.

Because I have been veeeery stressed lately, what with everything happening and shit.

And i got a pimple the size of Belgium on my chin, which doesn't want to heal.

So.

I have to get over Mark,

Even though we never broke up..

On that note, we never even dated.

He's just not worth caring about anymore; besides, he thinks I'm cynical and strange... Omigod Cynical And Strange would be a good band name... *squueeeees*

He's just a prick.

A hot prick on that note.

As you can see.

I tend to overuse full stops.

When.I.Am.Stressed.

I'm slowly drifting away from Zoe and Katie and Debby and Maha.

We aren't best friends anymore, just companionitos.

I find life so sad nowadays; I guess you could call me emo for it.

Don't get me wrong; I have food and water.

I'm just not happy with my life at all anymore (bar my awesome friends).

Every morning I wake up, wondering why I didn't die in the night.

Sometimes it gets to me, and I cry into my pillow quietly, teeth chattering.

My parents call me a cry baby, ffs. They don't even love me anymore, and it's so obvious.

They give me no freedom, they actually got me a babysitter whilst most of my friends ARE babysitting.

I go outside one day per week.

They want me to be more like Kellie, play at the GAA, wear bright clothes, like pink and green and yellow instead of the constant black and red and purple and the occasional neons.

Even Kellie's friends insult me like 'Stupid Emo'.

I guess I will have to admit I am, as Sara put it, Artsy.

Artsy=Emo.

Well.

There is nothing to write about now except the fact that everyone has a boyfriend now EXCEPT ME.

Lucy [[x]]

Spread the Sadnesss......

Ps: http://www.mychemicalromance.com/helenagame/

Helena game! ^^^^^^^^^^^^

OMFG

2008-11-01T08:44:00.002Z

Aoife and Mark broke up. I spent yesterday going to see the crappy bond film with Aoife and Fi and had a great time. I told everyone I like him and then Keeva had this totally embarassing pic of him when he had short hair and his face was kinda chubby and then I still liked him after that and then and then and then.... lol. But the thing is Sabrina is about 10x prettier than me and it actually hurts how I'll never have a chance with him as long as Aoife B/Sabrina/Niamh are around. I'm like so ugly. And I haven't ever got close to him like, Sabrina snogged him, Aoife B has known him for a long time and Niamh's his ex. So... And I found out another guy liked me. God, will you ever help me by getting the prettiest of boys to like me pleases? Like one in mind (cough cough, Mark) but any others will do thank you very much.

Sorry bout the recent short posts.

I'll plan a long one soon.

Lucy

xxx

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Sligo...bombigo...chickaligo...bona fido?

2008-10-29T17:54:00.002Z

Heya duudes. Le grande Lucy is in the building. Why I'm so peppy? Frankly, I don't know but I'm mostly angsty lately because the one guy i fell for is taken.. I have cried 4 times because of Mark.. wait, oh, shit. Never mind. Well, person who I love doesn't love me... probably never will. It was so weird how I fell in love with someone I've talked to approximately once. I freakin' melted on the spot, like, and then he runs off with my non-venomous vampire friend.... oh shit, im such a loser. Fiona went liffey valley with Aoife and Mark and she said they were really cute. I think I'm going to end up leaving them be, cos If Mark is happy, I'm happy.

Sligo wasn't that bad. I got My Chem badges and a black jacket and a tiara =))

Will update later. Planning on starting youtube band as seen in THE ROCKER.

Lucy

Weird weeeeeek.

2008-10-25T19:55:00.004+01:00

So. I had the freakiest week ever. Sorry for not posting for ages but it was eventful. Tuesday drama started for the first time since the term began and it was... intruiging? So we played a game about a bench. Not a normal bench. A bench that our character had sat on for ever on their lunch break. One person sat there at 2 and one at three but that day the three o clock person got off early... at 2 o clock!!! =O So the 3 O clock person had gotten off at, wait for it, two o clock. So. A battle ensued. And let's just say it involved saliva.

It turns out 'said guy' I fell in love with at the youth club got a girlfriend the next morning...... I wanted to kill 'said girlfriend' but it turns out she one of my friends. Yeah. Pooey. And a lot of people like him. A lot. I wanted to kill the girlfriend for a while, like, seriously, why did she go and engage Sir Man Highlights. But I'm pretty sure he wouldn't like me anyway, like, not too many people go for the lunatics who have strange arms and look male occasionally and happen to like all of the same bands as them. Like, seriously. =[[ Life sucks hard.

Friday we had the halloween theme day and another youth club. I dressed as a dark fairy for school and I vaaiiir nearly got picked as our class representative. It took me hours to make my costume and then a girl who dressed as fucking Minnie Mouse won. Yay. Friday night was rad. But the amount of drinks spilled was absolutely ridiculous. Scott was totally fed up of wiping the freakin' sticky stuff off the floor. And then this little guy fancied me and Fiona decided to sit two seats away from him, leaving where I was supposed to sit beside the lad. I swear to Satan he tried to sniff me. xP

Saturday, yesterday, me and Sabrina had a crazy day. One of the best crazy days in a long long time. There were shagging fizzy fish, msn crush confessions, fake lesbian antics, bitching, listening to Porcelain and The Tramp's King of The World until it practically sat in our heads. Sabrina is a total ledge box.

I am going to Sligo on Monday til THursday morning so I probably won't blog til then, unless the hotel resort place has a computer. And my fone broke too.

Shout out to random person called Anne who commented nicely! Thankiez =]]

If you read this, comment and tell your friends and comment and link this in all emails ever sent; remember I'm just a little betch who wants fame. xP

Colouring this blog for Sabrina's request. ILY =]]

Lucy

Ps. This was a bit hyper because my mom just gave me cake!

Everything back to almost normality...

2008-10-18T11:09:00.002+01:00

So, I went to the youth club last night. Relatively better turn out than last week. Hotter people too, naming no names. Me and Fiona decided it would be genius to make-up the boys so we ran around with my Benefit Pocketpal, getting people to pin the lads to the ground and then attack them with the dreaded lipgloss brush. Seriously, I still have to disinfect it. One crazy boy decided it would be funny if he did it voluntarily, but he ended up looking like a snow-white drag queen, and he wasn't so proud of himself. We managed to get Mark too, who had man highlights. Also, Mark fake raped Aoife and then Aoife gave birth to a hat that previously belonged to Cara. I granted myself sole custody of the hat because both parents had already worn their child and I was godmother. I heard some strange rumours before the youth club that lead me to wearing jeans that time. Thank the lord it was just chinese-whisper style and someone must've heard wrong and passed it on.

School wasn't that terribly bad, but le Grande Douchebag (lawlorlicious) wore weird beige corduroy pants. Hello, save the corduroy for like, Paddington Bear or something, Miss McEnery was out and so was Ms. Foran, so we had some Irish work to do and tonnes of maths that I couldn't interpret, it was so fucked up I'm getting my dad to help me now. xP

I had my MRI scan on Thursday. When we were on our way down to le hospital, many things passed through my mind. The most persistent were Why Me? Does the hospital not think that the name Our Lady's for sick children makes teenagers with back conditions feel bad, like they have cancer or MRSA or something? and I sure to damn fucking god hope that my adulthood will be so much easier than this pile of crap that 'our saviour' called life. I once read a book that said that life was the long road towards heaven, like our life on earth was torture before terrific, or something. I'd like to believe that except there is one fact that ruins the theory: Heaven isn't real and neither is god. Heaven is like Santa Claus, it's only built up so kid's can feel better about things. And how many times did your parents say "Be good or else Santy won't come" when you were little? People say that about heaven too!

One said friend is really scaring me now. She came on MSN asking if I knew how to slit my wrists. She was acting really depressed and I think she's gonna blow soon enough. I wanted to talk about it but she was stubborn.

I'm friends with Fi and Zoe and Katie again, but Zoe was acting weird. Katie thought it might have been jealousy, so I put it down to that too. Maybe Zoe will never actually forgive me.... =[[

Lucy

Lhuv yhu guys... xD

Worst. Week. Of. My. Fucking. Life

2008-10-15T19:33:00.002+01:00

So.

I have 3 days of the week so far and it's the worst week of my life. My friends had left me, I got another note (no gaa disco for me), my converse got stuck on my foot, my sister is being so whorish and the eyeliner I had used for our smiley-faced themed school walk smudged into a jokeresque maniac grin.

Zoe nearly vomited this morning and Miss Moore obviously didn't understand that I wasn't her mate anymore because she sent me out into the courtyard with her so she could get air. There is nothing worse than standing beside a not quite best friend when she may possibly barf on you.

To top it all off, I have a hospital appointment and it's the wrong time of the month.

Well I'm gonna have to leave it at that for the mo.

Lucy

Owch. Stress sick.

2008-10-11T09:56:00.003+01:00

This whole school dilemma has caused me to lose my voice. Seriously, I tried singing Push The Button and I sounded like a John McCain impersonator. I just hope it's better by Monday. I'm auditioning for singing in the school talent show, probably singing Push The Button (^_^)

So I went to the Youth Club. It was rather fun but I'd never thought that the people I went to the youth club with would be so shy. They were scared of playing PING PONG! Yes, that's the same innocent sport you think it is. But I made new friends and stuff, and they played loads of Slipknot, which I pretended to love, which is hard when you don't actually know the song.

I felt like a total whore with a skirt on. I shoulda worn my skinnies. I'm ashamed - bows head-

Aoife really wanted people to snog her brother. I disagreed but then a lot of people did so her brother ended up snogless (good for him because he never actually agreed himself). Aoife's brother wasn't as bad as I previously imagined, but he wasn't Jacob Black, per say. At least he was skinny. xD

He reminded me of the Jonas Brothers.

There was one really hot guy, But he looked at the very least 16. Most of the others had long hair and acne. Yup. That's boyfriend material alright. I wish Fiona was there, except for the huge fact that we are fighting. Like seriously, I believe Katie's plan is to ruin my life completely and utterly. Everyone's against me. It doesn't help that I have haters to. Like Tanita and them. They keep calling me Emo. For the last time, Emo is a type of music, not a type of person! What don't they understand? Okay, so I occasionally have pessimistic outbursts, like when I said that I'd call a puppy Death, and when I believed about the Apocalypse that was supposed to happen last month (I sang Tokio Hotel's Final Day through every class) and then I have the side-fringe and black bows and anime and Pete Wentz in my locker (picture form, btw). I'm not a label, I'm Lucy. Argh, I hate the town of Celbridge.

The gaa was great craic but I ended up meeting the same man-whore as last year and a girl in my class' brother (it was dark).

This is going to sound crazy, but when I haven't blogged in ages, everything catches up with me and piles on like Tanita's crappy cheap make-up. Blogging is like writing a diary that anyone can read. That sounded so looney and ironic but I like when people can understand me truly. Like how me and Fiona have this really deep friendship because we tell all the secrets we could ever tell but how me and Zoe's friendship is failing miserably because we just act shallow together.

I feel so empty nowadays. Like someone cut a whole out of me.

I really don't understand why.

I'll blog more when more happens.

Lucy loves you....

xxx

2008-10-10T17:32:00.002+01:00

Today, I found myself posing the question that has been on various idiots minds in the past centuries: Why did I get myself into this?

I went into school, started talking about Scrubs and Twilight, as fucking always, but Zoe was unusually quiet. We sit beside eachother in most classes so that made everything four times more awkward. It wasn't until lunchtime that I found out what the whole shenanigan was about...

Nobody wanted to talk to me because I had been mean to Katie. Oh come on?!?!? Ever hear of ETHICS or MORALS? I said I didn't care about Katie. Hello, I don't care about Katie! She stole my friends, told me to buy her a christmas present, said my name like it was a substitute word for poop. Then Fiona stuck her little nose into it. Yeah. Great.

I ended up yelling at Fiona because of her nosiness. Then Zoe went onto the dark side, owned by Katie. With World War 3 going on indoors, I went out to Debby and Georgia, who were willing to talk so I told them what had happened. Georgia understood all to well but Deborah seemed to think it was not her business. So as soon as Debz walked away, Gia threw a whole huge big hissy. She smashed into the wall and screamed and cried and I was there in my head ARGH PSYCHO.

Freaky, then she was suggesting councelling for both us.

Pissy. Day.

Well, that's all.

Lucy

I apologize greatly...kinda

2008-10-09T18:29:00.002+01:00

So. I realize I haven't posted in aaygggeesss.

I was busy. -look sheepish-

Guys, I will run over the basis of recent weeks:

-New hair, short, spiky when straightened.

-Deborah beat Mr.Lawlor at dodgeball.

-I love FOB's new song.

-Gaa was on... animalness.

-New Gaia account.

-Katie hates me extra.

-I may be going to the Youth Club (XD)

-The person who stole Aoife's boyfriend was Allianne! =o

Ms. McEnery hates me.

Yeah, and I don't over-exaggerate.

Well. That was more of an update then a post. Will post when more is interesting.

Lucyx

My Week in Brief....

2008-09-14T07:40:00.002+01:00

This week wasn't amazing. Thursday in Home Economics, we attempted to make Carrot and Coriander soup. We could also do Potato and Leek but noooo me and Aoife decided to go with C&C. It turned out an orange and green speckly sludgy mess in a tub. Just imagine Paris Hilton in a blender. Mmm... Heiressy. And In English we had to compare Celbridge to the town of Maycomb in To Kill A Mockingbird. Georgia got to compare her greek town to Maycomb and Ms. Ward read hers to the class. Georgia's town sounds strangely unbelievable; Sexy lads, skiing resort, beach, pretty streets, Public Athletics Areas (In class, I said "Isn't that the same as a park?" and Zoe pissed herself laughing. Georgia can be so mean and last year she made up about five boyfriends that were all fighting over her, even Debby isn't THAT pretty!

Yesterday Zoe came over. We went to the village and I wore my cool new blue check skirt. We started talking about how crappy Celbridge is. Everywhere we turned the paint was peeling and ugly. Great town that is otherwise known as Church on a Bridge, which is the exact translation from the irish Cill Droichid. Church on a Bridge... the new tropical resort, with mouldy corners, muddy parks and a whole lot of dog crap! Enjoy your stay! Anyways me and Zoe went to the village and got loads of Jones and then we walked to Tesco to get my pencil case and guess what? Debz and Fi were there! So we walked to the village again with Debs and Fi and we talked and I squashed Fiona's red bull can with my big emo converse foot. lol

After that, me and Zoe walked home and went on the trampoline, I had to put my cow pyjama shorts on because of my skirt but that inspiration sparked a song created by me and Zoe:

[sang to the tune of Nine In The Afternoon]

Cus theres a cow on the trampoline,

Your eyes are the size of the...meen,

Were feeling so good just the way that we...deen

Cus theres a cow on the trampoline.

Ha ha...

As much as I hate to admit it, Pete and Ashley made an adorable couple at the Vmas. They sat there all perfect. I lonnngggeed to be her. OMFG and didn't Taylor Lautner look so H-O-T hot. In his sexy waistcoat and skinny jeans... MMMMmmmm... No Offence to him, but Rob Pattinson looked stoned at the VMAS... he possibly was though. LOL XD

Well I'll write again later. First comment gets a rainbow talking muffin! LOL

Peace Out

Lucy

xxx

Hmmm... Mr O Callaghan strikes again

2008-09-09T19:15:00.002+01:00

Firstly, I would like to strike the fact that people who I've dissed read this blog. If you're reading this in my class, good for you but don't confront me. My blog is my temple, literally.

So today, we had Geography with Mr. O Callaghan. But it was really boring learning about Greenhouse gases and Warm Ocean currents. He kept asking what Warm Ocean Currents are. WEll, duh, WARM! And he had spit dangling on his lip again. Let's reach TMI standards here; The spit stretched when he spoke, it was yellowish and had little bits of food in it and it got tangled in his beard. No joke.

Mr Lawlors flirting with the new Sub now too. He was standing with his shoulder against the wall licking his lips. She fell for him already and shes been here three weeks. I officially dont blame her but he has no personality at all. He's like a plank with a sexy ass and balls. Seriously. How could anyone fancy him? Wait I sound like a psycho bitch. Sorry about that.

The fall out boy sitch isn't getting much better but Ebay has 2 tickets only. And we need 4. Fiona wants to see Daft Punk too but Fall Out Boy so beats Daft Punk. Daft Punk doesn't include Pete wentz.

Owch I just had a huge bitch fite on msn with Fi about her male friend Mathieu who apparently fancies her. And then I bet i could get a kiss out of him but she doubts it so she'll she. She's been cranky lately. Like rawr imma cranky bitch. And we cant fight. We know all of eachothers secrets.

Ahh ill post later. I couldn't be bothered.

Lucy

xxx

Thank God For Fall Out Boy...

2008-09-07T06:51:00.003+01:00

Well, firstly, I recall I didn't post much over the week. It was because I am now a second year, and I have great responsibilities like.... voluntarily welcoming the first years!

We did quite a lot this week. We got a new teacher called Ms. McGuinness who teaches us French and she's really nice. She wants us to get a memory stick so we can upload her kwlio powerpoints (which make race-car noises ^_^) and I always wanted an excuse to buy a memory stick because they are the ducking shit. Also, I am now the Queen Of England.

How I Became The Queen Of England:

We were all in Religion with Ms. Moore. We came to the part about popes and from popes, people started bringing the Queen of England into the matter, because The Queen can retire anytime she wants yet the Pope must stick it out til death or 14 years, whichever comes first! Somebody asks who the queen would be if the current queen retired. I shouted me. Pause for quiet laughter from Zoe. Ms. Moore then put her hand on my desk and said God Help Us. I wouldn't be that bad as a queen. Maybe. :P

So then it was continued on in SPHE as I had adopted an English accent. I just said I was A) Getting into character for when the queen calls on me & B) My dad was born in Manchester. And on my maths name card, I wrote AKA Queen Of England. Lolz.

After school, we went to spar and bought coke and skittles and choooooccccccoooooollllllaaaaaattttttteeeeeee.

At spar, this girl had the coolest pants EVER! They were white with black patterns and they were So Scene. And I'm being subtle scene now. What I was before without the illuminous socks. lolz

Me, fi and zoe are supposed to be going to Fall Out Boy, but guess what. They're sold out!!! We might have to buy them at needtickets.ie and they're twice the original price!!!

Aww firetruck.

I vill type more leeter.

Lucy

The French Penguin Seal Substitute

2008-09-03T20:49:00.003+01:00

Well, today is *drumroll* WEDNESDAY! Yesterday we had PE with le douche bag grande (Mr. Lawlor. Me and Zoe decided to gradually build up lesbianess so we don't completely kill off his mind before the second week. We had to do the bleep test again in PE. Its so annoying. You keep running when you hear the bleep noise. I only got to... 47. Zoe got to 57 and Fiona go to 62. Zoe and Fiona were some of the best of the class though so I guess I did reasonable. In Science yesterday, we kept learning about Photosynthesis and chlorophyll and the starch in photosynthesizing plants. We tested for starch by softening the leaves in water and then methylated spirits. So we had our leave in a test-tube with methylated spirits in the beaker on the gauze that was on the tripod that was over the bunsen burner. Some how, the flame from the burner managed to jump to the spirits, and as I hope you know, Methylated Spirits are flammable. So before me, Zoe and Fiona knew it, a tiny flame ball had jumped off onto our wooden board and another fire started down the edge of the beaker. Me and Zoe ran away screaming. I was there huddled behind Zoe, my fingers digging into her elbows, but guess where the Anorexic (Fiona) was standing. She was standing beside the fire, watching intently. It wasn't a serious fire but Fiona totally under-reacted. She'll probably end up dead before she's 40. Not that I want her to die. I hope she won't die. Lolz.

Today, our french teacher was out again. So we had the french penguin seal subsitute. Well I write again tomorrow!

Lucy

xxxx

That aeroplane is sexy....

2008-08-31T07:06:00.003+01:00

Well, this week was veeerrrrryyyy busy. From Wednesday on, I had school. The magnets were taken outta my nose on Tuesday. Wednesday, my hair was fantastically spectacular. It had a side fringe, quif and two small plaits at the front and the rest flowed super-naturally. Fiona tried to go blonde for the occasion but it didn't work very well except if she stood under lights. Well, thankfully, I don't have Ms. Plunkett for much any more. Except Business. Pooh. But our tutor is Miss Moore, who reminds me of a cute little pixie. Lolz. PE isn't until Tuesday but me and Zoe have kinda spiced it up already. Anytime Mr Lawlor walks by, we hold hands and then when he's gone from sight we let go like hell. It hasn't been quite successful yet. The first day, me and Zoe got in trouble. We had to sit in the hall to find out which Irish class we are in (I made it to honours and so did Zoe) so we decided to sit behind the goalpost. Soon enough, Mr Healy spotted us and he was all like ... so I did my little cutesy wave and said "Hi" reeeeaaaal quietly. Then he pointed to the door and made us sit outside but then a minute later he brought us in again. That goalpost was so comfy. There are so many new teachers but some of the ones I have were in the school before. I love my maths teacher Ms Foran; She's so nice and the stuff we do is so easy even though we're higher level. Lolz. We now have Mr Skelton for French who looks like an older balding Colin Firth with uglier features. We have Ms. Moore for Home Ec., Religion, SPHE. We have Ms. McEnery for Irish, Mr. O'Callaghan for Geography, Ms. Watson for History (Yay!) and I can't remember the rest. We didn't get much homework at all the first week. Which is good ^_^.

My mom's gotten into hiding the mouse. And she's really bad at hiding it. I found it this morning soooo easily. Ha ha ha.

Yesterday, Fiona came over after we got our coffee. We only really played on the trampoline and listened to Old Music (Hmm... yesterday is was Bad Touch by the Blood Hound Gang).

Oh yeah then we went down the field and some randomers were the flying a toy plane. Two of the boys looked 17 and the other looked 14. They were such nerds. Let me attempt a nerd smiley face: 8B

That should fit the bill (8B).

So I'll post again laterz.

Lucy

xxxx

BTW, my stardoll is lugoose

my meez is lucy-xox

And I posted my first youtube vid: D4 Syndrome

So Confused.. also Sorry.

2008-08-25T08:58:00.002+01:00

Argh.... If you wanna get the full experience of this post, turn on your itunes and play How To Save A Life by the Fray.

So I'm really not sure if I should be scene. People laugh too much. In Ireland, the secondary schools have an abnormal hierarchy:

Principals

Teachers

Slutty People

Friends of slutty people

Camogie players

Staff

Smart people

Ugly people

Weirdos and

.... Emos/Scenes.

So I think I've come to a decision. I'm just going to be all American glamour type.

So all the chicks are jealous and all the boys want me.

My grandad's fine now by the way....

I'm really confused.

Screw my to-do list.

So school starts back on Wednesday. Pete starts today. LOL towards Fiona....

Well, I don't have much else to say, I'll most probably post tomorrow. And I will most definitely post on Wednesday.

So, well, goodbye.

Lucy

xxx

Bad newz.

2008-08-22T07:55:00.002+01:00

After my bad day, last night at like 10pm, my life got worse. My grandad had a stroke. But the scary thing is I don't really care. It sounds mean but I think I don't care because I believe he can make it through it. I can't type much about it though. My dad was really pale when he started driving off.

That's all I can write. There's a lump in my throat.

Lexy

Hospital day from hell.

2008-08-21T16:45:00.003+01:00

Today I went into hospital for the back assessment.

WARNING: This story is long and contains brief nudity. It also contains a moment in which a problem from my past (last week) comes back and bites me in my ass.

It all started at 8am. We signed in and went to the waiting room. We were there for a while and most of the other people were toddlers. So I can't remember a couple of the tests. But basically I did an Echo test, an ECG, a blood test (known to me as The Vampire Fund), A breathing test, a physio test a couple of X-rays and I was supposed to have an MRI. So, the Echo test was just putting some wires on my chest and watching my heart beat. A nice lady did that one. The ECG was like an ultrasound on my heart, they made me take off my top and put on a gown like a coat open in the middle. Just my luck, the Doc doing the ECG was male. I just lay there, praying to

God that man was not looking at my boobs, while the man rubbed jelly on my chest. I made a couple of spiteful sarcastic comments towards my mother, and the male doc found them pretty funny. EG, he was eavesdropping. Then the blood test they just stuck something into my arm. The breathing test they just put me in a glass box (WTF?) then made me breath through this cool colourful tubish thingy. Oh yeah, and there were clinical photographs. It was an old dude who told me to get into my underwear so he could take pictures. The hospital is much more perverted than I thought. Then they made me go for the MRI. So I got ready and they were about to put me in the tube. Suddenly, I felt a twang in my nose. Oh shit. The magnets. So I told the nurse who told me that the MRI scan was worked MAGNETICALLY!!!! That explains a lot. So then they took X-Rays of my head to see where the magnets were and then a woman stuck a scope up my nose but she said to take it out she's gonna have to put me under anesthetic on tuesday. Yay. =|

Because of my stupid, hyper, sugar-drunk actions I ended up with two operations for the price of one.

And guys, I sound pretty brave but I must confess...

I cried the whole day long. I looked fucking mental. But I was so scared and everyone tried to shut me up but I just couldn't believe it was all happening to me.

It's better now though, I listened to Alphabeat and Fall Out Boy on the way home.

Time for....

To-Do List:

- Get Converse ...check

- Get a scenish hair-cut

- Stop saying "so" as often ...check

- Try to act less crazy/Totally refrain from any red-bull

- Kick the "Make Mr. Lawlor Crazy" Plan up a notch

- Ignore Emily, Alex, Lorna, Tanita Etc. Etc. Etc.

- TRY to patch things up with Sabrina

I've started saying "so" much less.

KK I g2g....

Lucy

2008-08-20T19:36:00.002+01:00

To-Do List:

- Get Converse (I can't figure out how to strike things out so I'mma just write this)

- Get a scenish hair-cut

- Stop saying "so" as often

- Try to act less crazy/Totally refrain from any red-bull

- Kick the "Make Mr. Lawlor Crazy" Plan up a notch

- Ignore Emily, Alex, Lorna, Tanita Etc. Etc. Etc.

- TRY to patch things up with Sabrina

So I got converse. They are black with little outline pictures of converse trainers on them and the converse logo is neon green. I also got my school bag. It's a Vans school bag and it's black and white checkerboard. That day while browsing through Schuh, I noticed something crazy. Vans are just shorter, gayer converse. Like, the gay man's converse or something. I'm sure Chuck Taylor would have a hissy if he saw the similarities of Converse and Vans.

I've decided to write more in each blog post btw. So I'm gonna discuss every thought that has popped into my mind in the last two days. Yesterday, I was in Next looking at PJs with my sis. I suddenly had a great marketing plan. Fall Out Boy Pyjamas. Sounds really random but hey, listen to my reasons. A) Fall Out Boy are adored worldwide by millions of fans, B) Black is a slimming colour and C) It's every Scene/Emo girl's dream to sleep with Pete Wentz once in their life. All I can say is anything with Pete Wentz on it is the new anything with Elvis on it.

And I suppose comparing one of today's singers with the King of Rock and Roll isn't truly fair. But Pete Wentz is hotter than Elvis, like Duh. And now here comes the slight bashing of Ashlee Simpson. Well, I actually quite like Ashlee's music and how she finally made people smile in approvement rather than laugh in amusement at the Simpson name. But I'd say right now I'm not the only one who's hating on her right now.

The reason why I hate Ashlee Simpson is because she has Pete Wentz as her husband and soon to be father of her kid. She's a lucky bitch waking up to his perfectly sticky-up black hair.

I actually can wonder what the poor kids name will be. I can guess so far maybe Starr for a chick or Glory for a boy.

Well yeah. So on Facebook I was looking through some bumper stickers and I found some hilarious sayings like:

Dyslexics are teople poo

I'm not short, just funsized =]

And this hilarious little sign:

Ha ha ha. Doesn't it just make you laugh?

So Tomorrow, I'm getting the test thingy done. I'm going to say straight to the apparently nice nurse's face that she lied. And liar's may not steal my blood through a too sharp needle. I think secretly all doctor's are vampires, which is kinda stealing JD's idea in the episode in Scrub's where he writes a screen play. Anyways, I believe doctor's only test your blood because they drink it after.

Well, I'd better go now. I know the post wasn't very long but I gotta go soon. I'll post again tomorrow evening! Cross your fingers, pleasez!

Lexy

I say SO a lot.

2008-08-19T08:29:00.003+01:00

Today I'm writing a to-do list because I saw it on a very nice girls page.

When I have striked it out I have done the thing. I attempt to do these before Christmas.

To-Do List:

- Get Converse

- Get a scenish hair-cut

- Stop saying "so" as often

- Try to act less crazy/Totally refrain from any red-bull

- Kick the "Make Mr. Lawlor Crazy" Plan up a notch

- Ignore Emily, Alex, Lorna, Tanita Etc. Etc. Etc.

- TRY to patch things up with Sabrina

I think that's enough, but I might as well describe our M.M.L.C plan.

So (doh!) Mr. Lawlor is our school's meathead Science/PE/Maths teacher. We have him for PE. He is very full of himself, and he believes every single girl fancies him (even teachers). Me and Zoe decided it might be funny to (to put it in kinder terms) make him mental. So (crap!) we decided that every class we have PE, we would pretend to be... *drum roll* LESBIANS!

We run around holding hands, skipping, sitting on the hill between eachothers legs, fake snogging ETC. And he nearly snapped and said Lesbian in class. We want him to either go to St. Lomans or say the L-Word in class.

Also yesterday in Life magazine, they were talking about Celeb blogs. Apparently, Kylie's is very commercial, Courtney Love's is drunken an terribly punctuated, Lily Allen goes into detail saying her bra is a 32B (same as mine actually) and Paris Hilton's was controversial.

So... If anyone knows these blog addresses, post them in comments. And sign your name while you're at it!

Lexy

Thanks for visiting.

Don't have a cow, parentals!

2008-08-18T07:57:00.003+01:00

So I went to see wild child yesterday with Fi. After that we were going to look around but Fi felt sick so she called her dad to pick us up and then I txted my dad saying I was coming home soon. Then Fi felt better, and said to her dad we'd stay a little longer. I forgot to txt my dad. WE were busy looking at converse and then we started txting pete but it wasn't pete txtin back it was actually his psycho girlfriend. After a while, she stopped pretending to be pete and then she was like YOU GUYS CAN'T HAVE PETE! He's mine!

So we were like, you can have him, he's only a mate to me (but maybe not to Fiona) ;)

So then my dad picked us up all angry saying WHY DIDN't YOU TXT ME? I tried and failed to think of an amazing excuse because I'm not sure if "I'm too lazy" would've fit the bill.

So he psyched out and I accidentally left my phone in the car when we were back a the house. Lo and behold, when he went to get my sis and her mates a DVD for their sleepover, he read my messages. I felt so effing violated. First reading my msn then my TEXTS? I'm never leaving the computer without logging off and I'm deleting every message I get after I read it. I can't believe even my own parents would stoop so low. Like, for ages I haven't been able too trust the public people. Now I can't even trust my own parents. They are so nice.

Well. I've finished this session of tired verbal violence towards the internet against my parentals.

Bye you guys.

PS> To any facebooking cousins or friends, I'm not emo, just simply scene.

Lexy

Not exactly considered exciting..

2008-08-17T08:37:00.002+01:00

So, yesterday, I had an okay day. I'm continuing with my scene transformation quickly. I just posted a ton of scene photos on my facebook but you can't see them unless you're friends or family. Ha ha. So I wore my black and white scarf from Siena, Italy, my H&M skinnies, black and white penneys high-tops (! sale !), white "festival t-shirt", my charcoal waistcoat and my black bow and my black and grey gloves-that-look-ripped-but-really-aren't. So in the morning, it lashed like god thought we really deserved it. Like hello? He's given us lotsa rain already. Does he not understand the concept of giving up? There was thunder and lightning and rain and hailstones and bird-shit. Lovely. And then father dearest pronounces we must all go to la café with him. Nuh-uh, not a hope in hell was I even walking to the car and besides I wasn't dressed, and you know parentals, they'd have just embarrassed me by shouting "Have you washed your hands?" after I step out of the bathroom, and yes, parentals, I would have washed my hands because I have done so since I was 1 years old. So, I sat at home, cleaning my wardrobe. I found my other waistcoat (^_^)!

So then I went texty texty and me and Fiona agreed to go to le café at 4.30. So I showered and stuff. Then my dad and sis got back from shopping centre with my sister's bag. And a big guess what. She had picked the exact bag that was really scene, the one I'd been googling in wonder for weeks (or days). I wanted to smack her into a different family. And my dad got two keys cut with pretty patterns. Guess which one Kellie got? The leopard-print key. I got the ugly purple one with orange zig-zags. I really wanted to hit her, with her annoying little voice like she never learned to blow her nose. Lovely.

So then after we got a lemonade and a candy-cane, we travelled back to my house to go trampoline and shit. But technically the trampoline was way too wet. So then we had dinner and Fi's momsy and dadsy picked her up and I was all bored and we went on CP. How gay. But it was fun.

And then, the moment you've all been waiting for....

THE BLOG POST ENDS!

Lol, so I'll see you guys later.

Lexy

I'm now Lexy the scene kid.

2008-08-16T08:22:00.002+01:00

Congratulations, world of scene. Fall Out Boy has birthed two new scenes into our world, Lexy and Fiona (still no scene name for her).

So me and Fiona are scenes. Scenes who can't die their hair but settle for spray in wash out dye. Yesterday I wore the scenest outfit ever. It had check socks. But I liked the socks. I looked so HXE. And then everyone in my little town of the devil's arsehole cried "Alas, cruel fate. We have lost another to the side of darkness. The darkness that the American rockers created. We must bow in silence". And these two little ones followed us all the way around Tesco. We are rock goddesses. Well we must be if they were willing to follow us everywhere. LOL XD

I think I was born to be a scene. I've always loved black (it's slimming, k?) and neon stuffs. And Fall Out Boy and My Chemical Romance are so great. I can't believe I've been listening to cookie-cutter musicians for my whole effing life. Rihanna isn't even that amazing! Everyone falls to her feet, roaring "All hail the Barbados singer." Tota over-rated. And that damn Miley Cyrus.... i want to smack her face so hard she'll fly out of nick jonas's arms and straight into the manager of her local McDonalds. Where she farking belongs. I only have less than two weeks til school. And on Thursday, I have to be assessed for the operation. I swear to god, if they make me piss or shit into a little cup, I will run out of there screaming "You guys owe me a fucking car by now!!!!!!!".

Okay, so maybe I'm a tad over-dramatic. And hyper, and a unicorn.

Neiiiiiigggghhhhh.

Well I'm going to change a few of the blog settings now I'm scene.

Blegh,

Lexy

[[x3]]

YAY!

2008-08-10T18:44:00.002+01:00

So today was Zoe's b-day celebration shopping day thingy! I wore this black top that droops towards my boobs with gems lining it, my black skinnies, my black shoes with the silver buckle, the silver necklaces i got on sale from topshop, my new aviators and my new sparkly dazzling earrings. For Zoes prezzie, I got her a Fall Out Boy album cause they're good, a puppy magnet (randomness), pink lippy and I glued a unicorn horn to her card to represent the time we pretended to be unicorns in Religion and my pen got stuck in my hair. So we went to see The Mummy: The Dragon emperor. It was utter bullshit. It was dragged on just 'til the mummy died (never guessed that) and it was so boring. The only good part was when people threw popcorn at us cus we laughed too much. It grew to a full on popcorn fight and nobody even told the staff. I think they enjoyed our antics as much as the film itself. After that, we went shopping. We bought some ipod covers then we browsed like hell. Then we went to La Senza just to look at bras (normal, or perverted?). And then we did the fun bit. We went to Claire's and me and Zo bought tonnes of clip on piercings and Fiona and Laura didn't know. So we put one at the top of our ear, one on our noses, one on our bellys, and I put a really long one on my lip. Then we went to M&S to buy cookies and they were like Oh. And then Fiona pulled off my belly clip which really hurt. And Then me and zoe went around yelling I can't believe you lost your belly button and everyone was like OMFG?

So, 2morrow is Picnic Day for me, Kellie and minder.

Bye

Lucy

Numb.

2008-08-09T11:07:00.002+01:00

I've realized why I suddenly like rock music so much. Because it numbs my head. It's like the empty void when you fall asleep, like the anaesthesia when you're operated on. And right now I need it to numb all the pain. It turns out I'm going to hospital on the 21st for the MRI scan. And they have to check if I'm fit to be operated on. E.g. Drawing blood, checking my heart rate. Now, that's something my parent's never told me. A new Merc isn't worth this, never mind a laptop. And the tests are exactly five days before I go back to school. How lovely. I'm crying right now, by the way. It's just so unfair. When I'm sitting in the waiting room for the spinal clinic, there are either girls with back braces or people with down syndrome. I don't deserve this. I know I'm mean sometimes but nobody deserves this shit just as their social life starts. Sometimes I think that the big man up there in the sky is out to get me. And that's why I don't believe in him. If there was a god who cared, there'd be no war, no hunger, no cancer and none of all of THIS! If god really loved Adam and Eve he would've killed them and started again. And what's with God thinking men are the superior gender. Have you ever noticed that most of our people's problems start with men. MENopause, MENstruation, MENtality, MENingitis, MENgalae!

Well, don't mind me if you were having a good day. I'm just sitting here sighing and wondering what life would be like if I were Ailbhe Earley. I'm thinking a whole lot better....

Lucy

Well. Now I'm. A. Totally. Different. Person.

2008-08-09T07:24:00.002+01:00

Amazing. One summer I changed from ugly dorky lucy with glasses and bad makeup. Now I'm shexshay lucy with contact lenses, better make -up and a love of Fall out Boy, Paramore, MCR and Panic! at the disco! LIKE OMFG! In the last few days, Fiona's friend Peter's friend started randomly chatting me up, I got a sticker for my locker that says I Don't Do Mingers and I made a few preciously hilariously legendary moments!

Eg.

On the bus into town, I was pointing to the place where I used to do rowing. Kellie says loudly, "Don't point! You'll look like a tourist!" Guess who is sitting in front of me? An English tourist pointing out the window. Ha ha ha. Me and michelle couldn't stop laughing!

On the phone to Peter with Fiona. Fiona asks if he wants to catch a movie with us because we're bored. He asks if we mean today and we go no. So then I reply intelligently, "No, because we'll be bored other days too..."

We were talking about the guy Sabrina thought was Italian because he had a tan. I said it could be fake tan. Fiona replys, "DON'T DENY PEOPLES TANS LUCY!!!"

Ha. Totally classic.

So I'll write anuvva time, mingaz!

Lol

Lucy

So... You'll have to wait again. Apologies...

2008-08-07T08:41:00.001+01:00

So. Well. I haven't posted. Cus nothing cool has happened. Like, just normal life. And me and Aoife friends again. And more normal life. Wait well It's not really normal is it? Fiona and Peter have called it quits with the totally shameless flirting. There being just friends. Like, unfair. I was almost looking forward to dating his lovely rich guy friend. So much for dreams. In the mean time, I'm just gonna listen to I kissed a girl 400 times until I know how many syllables are in the effing song. Like is gayer than Chris Crocker. Like dayum. But theres nothing wrong with Gayness. Or Chris Crocker.

Poo.

Well I'll post soon.

Lucy

xxx

So I guess I was waiting...

2008-08-04T09:39:00.002+01:00

I waited a few days until I had collected enough stuff to make a decent blog post.

So Saturday morning was the Breaking Dawn Breakfast at Easons. Me and Fiona stuck out like a sore thumbs. We were crowded by D4s and Emo's and people with t-shirts saying Cullenism and jeans with pen-writing saying "And the lion fell in love with the lamb". Well, anyways. So there was a poll for Ed or Jake. I picked Ed, Fi picked jake (duh). Then there was a book where you write to the author and we all got signed limited edition posters. And there was trivia. It wasn't totally amazing but we got filmed for the Den for RTE. We were "casually" pretending to talk when the camera man was sweeping the camera across the room. The book was only €12.

Well that evening I started reading (and finished). Bella get's pregnant! Yay! Breaking Dawn was so much better than the others.

That evening I went out for dinner with my fam. because my dad was going to Budapest and he wanted to spend time with us. Ha. I think he just wanted to eat.

After that, I was a whole hour late for Fi's sleepover. Well we went to Tesco, bought some kick. We failed to find facemasks though... OH NOEs. We rented out Waitress, Jumper and the season 5 box set of Scrubs. So, we sat down, talked, recorded our d4 syndrome thingy and ate Minstrelitos (a delicious sandwich of 2 doritos and a minstrel inside). It was a relatively good night. For brek, we went to spar. I got a latte and a maple-pecan plait. Yum yum.

So then Fi's dad dropped me home. I lounged around tired, unlocked a few more meals on Cooking Mama, went with Mom and Kelz to drop Dad to the airport which I now regret because he said he's not getting me haribo. Poo.

Then there is today. Which is a bank holiday. And mom's trying to bribe us into going somewhere. I don't want to. Rawr.

And yeah, Aoife started texting me again. Kwl! So me and Aoife are going to Cafe D'Italia 2moro.

So. So. So.

Lucy

xxx

Bored out of my mind. Hmm. Guess who's fault it is.

2008-07-31T08:18:00.002+01:00

Okay. So. Yesterday I had to clean out my wardrobe. Yay, fun fun fun! All I really did was throw out some old socks then shove everything back where it was. It was pretty pointless actually because the socks weren't taking up space or anything. My mom just went all obsessive compulsive about it like "YOU MUST TIDY ROOM OR I WILL TERMINATE YOU!!"

So, me and Fi have put together a very funny sketch for youtube. All we can say is that it is D4-ist. Yup. Just on Sunday morning, look up D4 syndrome.

This morning, as always, God is sending his clear rainy piss down on us. I guess that means no trampoline today.

I am so excited about the Breaking Dawn release party. I can't believe Stephenie Meyers said that Bella and Edward have a happy wedding at the START! I assumed it would be like in the middle or end or something. And people are also saying that Edward dies. I wouldn't really read the book if Edward died. C'mon, he's effing EDWARD!

After the Breaking Dawn breakfast, we're having a sleepover at Fi's place, where we will obviously record the D4 video. Roite.

LOL XD

Nunga nungas til the end!

Lucy

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Coloured Hair Gel!

2008-07-29T08:43:00.002+01:00

So we went to the cinema yesterday. Yup. Angus, Thongs and Perfect snogging is absolutely hilarious! Everyone in the cinema was either laughing or saying aww at the romantic parts. It was literally a laugh a minute teen-comedy. The opening is of Georgia dressed in her stuffed olive costume running down along the pier, much to the amusement of onlookers. All the lads in the movie are gorgeous. After that we went and got twisty fries and a medium soft drink for €2 (I'm turning into a mcdonalds ad!!!!) and then we looked around. I got black hair gel to match my disco top and a silver necklace from topshop to match too. And my mom's being all narky. I made dinner yesterday, cleaned up after dinner, cleaned my room and the bathrooms and helped my dad around the house with his fricked up arm and she still wants me doing chores! I'M NOT A SWEATSHOP WORKER! I don't even get paid. Like, bejaysus. I was going to hang out with Fiona today but now I can't because of the stupid effing chores.

Aw damn.

So, go see Angus thongs

I will post later,

Lucy

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Well. So. God.

2008-07-28T07:34:00.002+01:00

So, I was grounded from the computer for a while. That's why I haven't posted. Yup, hmmm. I think I'll leave my twilight shorts another little while. I don't feel all creative today.

So quick rundown of Saturday. Fiona came over. We went down to a certain place, I bought a blue bear (well technically fiona did) and she bought a water and we each got an insomnia muffin. But I just licked the icing off mine. Yum ^_^

So, we just hung by the pole things that help the disabled people up and we played music. I was wearing my purple rock t-shirt with my pink and white emo scarf, my skinny jeans and my silver shoes. I can't remember what Fi was wearing. Well, anyway. I finished my Blue bear and then I wanted to smush the can so I jumped on top of it repeatedly as Fiona shouted "More power" and then this 20 year old in a car shouts out "Take it easy, love!" We both went like tomato red. And I started laughing, very uncooly. So today we're going to see Angus, Thongs and perfect snogging. It looks good. I read the books so I did get angry when the review said that Ellen's character is now indian and Dave and Georgia don't snog. Hello? Whole point of book = Georgia trapped between boy 1, boy 2 and a mate. Like, golly gosh smackintosh. Oh and another thing. The parentals are letting me take the bus!!! Yay! So we'll be all sophisticated on the bus, with our ipods and scarves, all student like.

Well, I will update later, as usual.

Lucy

Post comments like god gave you hands just so you can comment!!

Twilight short: Transforming Continued Again

2008-07-24T06:34:00.002+01:00

As I trudged alone, towards the little warm cottage we were staying in, I began to realize something. I was alone. I remembered being back in little, rainy Forks, when Edward knelt down and asked me to marry him, I promised myself I'd never be alone again. Just another empty promise. The cold wasn't annoying, but the sharps pains that whipped me were. I restrained the shrieks now, but I knew I needed food and fast. My eyes scanned the snowy landscapes as I found a small bunch of penguins. I pounced on the first penguin, the warm flowing blood entered my system fast, giving me a sense of safety. The other penguins were all there, too scared to move an inch. I attacked each penguin, one after the other. My thirst was fulfilled. The cottage wasn't far now. I could see it. I stopped outside the window. Edward was on the couch, his arms around his knees, his face indifferent but his eyes showed deep pain. Edward looked up suddenly to see my face in the window. He slowly brought away his arms, stretched his legs, then slouched back onto the couch, in a more predictable way. I opened the door, the warm breeze hit me like a missile. I walked over and sat beside Edward. I brought my hand along his face softly, Edward didn't move. I understood this wasn't going anywhere so walked over to the kitchen and took a bag of chips from under the counter. The taste was gross and plain, like styrofoam. "Ugh!" I exclaimed, and I turned towards Edward. He was smirking. I threw out the bag of chips. "Bella, How could you do this to me?" Edward asked. "I didn't mean it, it was a pity kiss, Edward. You know I'll only ever love you. The love with Jacob is more sister-brother. Ours is much more special. Besides, I thought you weren't the jealous type..." My mouth turned slightly upward towards the end. "The thing is it's not the first time. It's happened before, remember?" He said, sounding more fierce then sad. "Bella, I'm... I'm sorry for overreacting. It's just, unbelievably, I'm still afraid you'll hurt yourself, even as a vampire. So when you're hanging out with the stupid dog on your own honeymoon, it's definitely a cause for concern to me." He said, wheezily. I went over and held his hand. He wasn't the reassured, always right Edward. He was the confused, sometimes scared Edward. And I grew to realize I loved both Edwards the same. I snuggled up beside him in front of the fire, and when his face wasn't far, I kissed him. A long soft gentle kiss, romantic. It didn't seem to end at all. And then Edward's whole face smiled and then he started unbuttoning his shirt.

Twilight short: Transforming Continued

2008-07-23T07:15:00.002+01:00

Jacob came from behind and pulled me off the man. "J-j-jacob?" My jaw was dropped so low it felt as if it would fall off. I snapped my mouth shut. "What are you doing here?" I began to drop the innocence in my tone, as rage started seeping through. "Is EVERYONE on honeymoon with us? First Carlisle, now you!!" I roared. Jacob's eyes grew wide, as he realized I was barely even the same Bella as before. "I came to protect you, but I never thought you'd really need me with that stupid bloodsucker by your side." Jake snarled. "I said I'd never talk to you again after that wedding. Even you noticed I blanked you out." I gasped. The humans had ran away, terrified. "Bella, I love you much too much to let you go! You didn't think I was ever going to let you forget me," He said. I began to frantically search for Edward, he was nowhere to be seen. "Your precious leech has gone to persuade the humans that you have a mental disability or something. He was muttering Volturi as he ran." Jacob hissed. "I'm sorry for everything, Jacob, but you either settle for being my friend or nothing at all." I said, calmly. Jacob shuffled his feet nervously. "Bella, we both know that this will be the end anyhow." He said, and he kissed me, his warm lips melting the frost on mine. Fire on Ice. I didn't struggle, I just let him kiss me, he said himself this was the end. Just then I spotted a pale figure from the corner of my eye. I pulled away then looked at Edward's face, now contorted in fury. "What are you doing here???" He roared. "I was here to protect her, and now I'm leaving to make her happy" he whispered and then he grew into a huge furry mass and sprinted off into the dark. "Bella, why are you doing this?" A single venomous tear rolled down his pale cheek. He placed his hands on my shoulders. "We're married now, remember." He whispered into my ear. "I'm.... I'm really sorry. I don't know how he even got here. I certainly didn't invite him!" I replied, as little shoots of pain shocked my body. "Well, Bella, just leave it. If I don't matter to you anymore..." he said and he made a Jacob style exit. I never thought I'd be more alone, when two people I loved walked away and left me standing there, like Nero and his fiddle.

Lazy day... mmm cheese...

2008-07-22T20:11:00.003+01:00

So today I had yet another lazy day. And my parents keep hinting I'm obese. Like gawd parentals, I already have glasses, need braces, need a back operation, am sort of a loner... and my parents must think I'm a lez too (which I'm not). Oh yeah, and my pinkys all gay. Grrrreat. So, either Fiona has voted on the poll twice or nobody except me like the writer of the blog.. *ahem*.

You pretty reader people either vote me or get out! Just kiddin'

LOL! XD

So tomorrow me and Fi will hang out. But Bitchbrina is too busy "packing for spain" aka hanging out with her new darkside friends who hate me... like isn't a full on MSN battle enough? You don't need to start stealing my mates!!!

Ahhh.... Ireland is so.. gay.

Lucy

UPDATE: I'm sorry Sabrina about the whole mean thing.... um...

Twilight short: Transforming

2008-07-22T07:11:00.002+01:00

Edward's eyes looked pained. He knew he didn't really have to do this. He could live life without me as a vampire. But that's the thing. It wouldn't be the same. I was already fed up of all the hunting sessions where I was left with Alice to babysit me. Don't get me wrong, Alice is my friend but Edward.. Edward is my husband. "Bella," He said quietly, "Are you absolutely certain?" The cold obviously wasn't affecting him. I had worn two parkas and ear muffs and a hat and Edward was wearing just a plain shirt and a pair of jeans (and shoes, of course) and guess which one of us was still freezing? "Yes, Edward. I've been sure for years. Since I knew I could become a vampire" I replied, my answer prided me. "Let me do one last thing first," he said, and he cupped his hands round my face. His cold lips touched mine, sending shivers over my whole body. "Okay then," he said, and he gently pressed his teeth to the side of my neck. I was beginning to feel a warmth beneath my skin, the venom was spreading quickly. Apparently, I lost consciousness for a while but I woke up with both Carlisle and Edward over me. I rubbed my eyes. "How long was I gone for?" Carlisle and Edward looked at each other anxiously. "We hadn't noticed. I was just hoping your eyes would open. I was afraid I lost you" Edward said quietly, as if he had been crying. He touched my forehead and the coolness matched mine, I was a vampire. Suddenly, a great urge arose. I needed blood, I needed it fast. "I need blood," I shrieked. Edward grabbed my wrist and we both ran quickly to the nearest polar bear. My teeth sunk into the rough fur and I began to feel my thirst quench slowly. So many questions were left unanswered. "Edward, how did Carlisle get here?" I'd asked. "Jet," Edward replied swiftly, as he once again grabbed my wrist and sprinted back to Carlisle. Carlisle asked how strong my urge for blood was. I said it was quenched for now. A startling shock of pain interrupted our discussion. I screamed as it tingled through my body, the pain died down for a while. "Edward, she needs more blood." Carlisle roared over my screaming. "Bella, follow me!" Edward cried and I quickly shot off the sofa and out the door. A smell wafted though the air, sweeter than the smell of penguin, or polar bear, it was backpackers. I lunged forward, bloodthirsty, the smell tempting me. They didn't run so I took this as an opportunity. I pounced on the older one, the male. As I put my mouth to his neck, I heard a voice from the distance, not Edward's. "Bella, NO!!"

Did you like it? Come back for more tomorrow!

Ahh. Parents are scumbags.

2008-07-21T09:43:00.000+01:00

So, well did I tell you guys I had scoliosis? Apparently I don't need a back brace. But my parents left out one tiny little detail: I needed an operation. They waited 2 months to tell me. But they've bribed me into it, telling me they'd get me and Fiona an invitation to the Breaking Dawn launch in Dublin and a laptop. A pink laptop! Yay. But it was still pooey of them not to tell me. And ym best friend is too busy with her cousin and grandma too talk to me or hang out. *Ahem* Best friend, you know who you are.

Well, g2g,

L.U.

Lucy

Twilight short: Honeymooners

2008-07-21T09:28:00.000+01:00

Edward and Bella's honeymoon: I looked into Edward's golden eyes as he passed the passports over the counter. "This isn't going to be much of a honeymoon, is it?" He asked, sighing. "It's fine for me as long as both my wishes are fulfilled." I said, obviously to Edward's distaste. "I'm still not sure about changing you, but your second wish isn't a problem," he murmured. I blushed, a trademark that made the Cullens like me more than they already did. The man behind the counter cleared his throat. "First class, sir," he said to Edward, his voice surprisingly low. My eyes narrowed. Edward knew I hated being made a fuss over. "First class," I mouthed angrily. He simply shrugged his shoulders and smirked. He held my hand and we both strolled along towards the bookstore, for something to do during the journey. I picked out a romance novel, the cheesy ones where everyone ends up dating best friends. Edward picked out a sci-fi thriller about when aliens invaded the Earth. "Trashy for your liking?" I asked. "True, but I'm not going to get much better. Besides, I have you to keep me amused." Edward grinned. The loudspeaker announced our plane will board in five minutes. I took out ten dollars to pay, but Edward tugged my arm back and pushed a twenty dollar bill behind the counter. "It's on me" he whispered, pleased that he was intentionally annoying me. I was beginning to get used to him spending money on me. He forked out $250,000 for our wedding. I decided against elbowing him, because that would only injure me. As we boarded the plane, Edward took hold of my hand. We found our seats easily and I was beginning to forgive Edward about the first class thing. The seats were amazingly roomy and comfortable. "Antarctica here we come.." Edward whispered into my ear, whilst toying with a soft strand of my brown hair. We got into our books, Edward occasionally laughing at the stupidity of his trashy novel. When offered Champagne, we both gladly accepted, mine to drink, Edward's as a prop. "I'm excited about tonight," I whispered in a sexy tone. "I have to admit, I am too," he replied, smirking cheekily. Edward began to look uncomfortable. I looked him in the eyes. "Bella, are you seriously okay about us not having kids?" he asked in a serious tone. "Well, I never really wanted kids anyway. Besides, with a little Edward running around, the girls would be draped over him," I laughed. "What if it was a girl? A little Bella?," He asked. "I hope the girls wouldn't be draped over her," I said and we both laughed for a while. "I love you" Edward whispered. He stroked my hair for a while, then rubbed my temples. All I remember next is waking up to an almost empty plane. "You fell asleep," Edward whispered into my ear. "You didn't wake me earlier?" I raised an eyebrow. "You looked so peaceful, and besides, what man doesn't like hearing his wife confessing her undying love in her sleep?" He said, rhetorically. He grabbed my hand, and the coldness sent a little shiver down my spine. The taxi driver waited patiently, he spoke English but it was rather bad. Edward handed him the address of the cottage we would be staying in. It's very hard to find a cottage to stay in in Antarctica. Especially one far away from any civilization. The car journey passed fast. Edward told stupid jokes and he told me about the plot of his book, farfetched then anything I'd ever read. We reached the cottage.It was small and cream, with wood panelling and a strong looking roof. Inside everything was wooden. There was a little red couch facing the red brick fireplace and the kitchen took up about half of the downstairs. "I...I love it" I told Edward. "Well, then, race you upstairs." He winked at me and sped upstairs, using his powers to his advantage.

Another short written by me, Comment!

Lucy

OMFG! Bella's lullaby!

2008-07-20T13:45:00.001+01:00

I found it! It's the lullaby from the book! Listen: http://search.playlist.com/tracks/edward%20cullen

I don't know why but I cried. I cried so hard. It's so beautiful and it's downloadable from iTunes. *sighs* I wish I had a fiancée who wrote me lullabies...

Lucy

Twilight short: The Marriage

2008-07-20T13:06:00.000+01:00

Alice was fiddling with my hair, twisting it at odd angles and clipping it up. I shrieked when she pulled hard. "Don't be such a baby," cried Alice, "Honestly, imagine how painful it will be when Edward finally changes you." I obviously winced because Alice put her hand on my shoulder and said "Sorry". After another few minutes of torture, the door open slightly but Alice ran for it. "Edward," she screamed, "you can't see the bride 'til the ceremony." Edward stepped back behind the door. "Oops, sorry." His velvety voice sounded muffled from behind the wood. "Bella, honey, are you alright?" he said, sounding more nervous than he ever had. "Uh, yes" I replied hastily, through muffled pained squeaks as Alice accidentally shoved something metal into my head. I heard his footsteps quieten as he walked away. I imagined all the people outside, anxiously waiting for me to step out and walk down the aisle. One face would be missing, my best friend Jacob Black. Me and Jacob had a bond that couldn't be broken, something I'd miss when we moved away. I began to get very concious of where Jacob was and all of a sudden tears flooded my face. "Oh, Bella! Don't say you're thinking of him again!" Alice whined. "No, it's... it's okay. They're tears of joy," I lied. "Sure.." Alice muttered, in a tone so low she didn't think I would hear. After what felt like decades, it was finally time. "Hold on, I'll check if Edward is at the altar." She rushed out the door. "Yep, he's there" she panted. My heart seemed to drop down into my stomach and the same fat lump as always lodged in my throat. Charlie, my father, stood outside, waiting to escort me to the altar. "You look...wonderful" he whispered, and I thought I caught a glimpse of a tear i his eye. He was right though; I did look wonderful. My dress was silky and had a pale blue ribbon around the middle. It was ankle length, but not puffy. My veil was very fine chiffon with pearls along the top rim and my tiara matched but instead of a pearl in the middle of it, it had a tiny sapphire in the shape of a heart. Me and Charlie linked arms and we started pacing slowly as the wedding march, played beautifully on the church organ, started up. People gazed, awestruck. Many people had already started crying, including my mother, Renée. As we came closer and closer to approaching my very-soon-to-be husband, my eye balls burned as I held back the tears. He looked very handsome, in a black tuxedo with a light blue flower sticking out of the pocket. His hair was combed back and it looked as if he just had a hair cut. The minister started up with the usual stuff. Me and Edward had rehearsed it all before. Just as the minister asked if there were any objections, the doors burst open. There stood my former best friend, in a torn pair of jeans, a dirty t-shirt and impressive facial hair. "I object" he roared and it reverberated through out the whole chapel. Edward sighed. "Not him again," Alice exclaimed. I looked straight into Jacob's eyes. There was so much I wanted to ask him: where have you been?, what were you doing? Instead what came out of my mouth was a little more spiky. "Why are you trying to ruin my life?" I asked, my voice was thick with hatred. "I...I.." he said and he dropped to the ground, head in his hands. Edward shook his head "Bella, he's trying to stop the wedding. He's thinking about the time you asked to kiss him, how this marriage is unfair on me" he sniggered at the last part. "Unfair on me? Ha. She doesn't love you, at least not the same way as me. Jacob, you're going to have to accept the fact that Bella and I are marrying now, or somebody is going to have to take you back to Billy." He roared, at frightening volume. He reminded me more of a vampire than ever. "Edward's..." my mouth was dry, "Edward's right." Jacob looked sad. He looked at his feet, then ran back out and he was followed by Charlie and Carlisle. "Aren't you going to run after him?" Edward asked. I shook my head. I was lost for words. "Maybe Alice will bring you outside and give you a glass of water and a painkiller and we can start again in 30 minutes" he suggested eagerly. The priest muttered something about there being other people marrying today. Edward replied with something about paying triple. The priest announced there would be an interval of half an hour and then it would start again. Alice, Esme and Rosalie crowded around me and brought me back into the small room where I had put on my dress an hour earlier. Alice dabbed at my eyes with a wet cloth, whilst Rosalie asked me if I was okay and Esme paced nervously. "Bella, Jacob is fine. Carlisle is bringing him back to La Push as we speak." Esme said, in the calmest tone she could muster. "I never want to hear that stupid dog's name ever again," I snarled. Alice fixed my make up just in time for Edward's voice to call " Come on, Bella." I gathered all the courage I had left in me, along with all the patience. Charlie was outside the door again, and we got up the aisle faster than the first time. "We'll start from the vows" Edward said calmly to the minister. "Do you, Edward Cullen, take Isabella Swan to be your lawfully wedded wife?" asked the minister. "I do" Edward replied, and he squeezed my hands a little tighter. "And do you, Isabella Swan, take Edward Cullen to be your lawfully wedded husband?" asked the minister. "I do." I said softly. "Okay then," said the minister, "Now you may kiss the bride." Edward's soft, cold hand's cupped my jaw and his lips mingled with mine. For those few seconds, I realized that nothing could ruin this day, because I loved Edward so much. A thunderous applause echoed around the church hall and there was not a dry eye in sight. "This is the best moment of my life" I said. "You just wait until tonight.." he winked at me.

This was a Twilight Short I wrote myself. Comment.

Yesterday!

2008-07-20T08:45:00.001+01:00

So yesterday me and dad went to get a trampoline, a basketball net and books. A lot for one day. The books I got was the new Georgia Nicolson one and Eclipse! My sister and my dad worked hard trying to put the basketball net together, my dad seemed to think the manual was wrong. Duhh, that's the point of manuals, to be WRONG! During the hard work phase, I *ahem* had a head-ache. I managed to finish Eclipse in four hours. Longer than usual for me! It is so good! Bella and Edward are getting so close to doing it! At the end, they're about to do it in the meadow but Bella isn't ready. Bella accepted Edward's proposal in Eclipse and Jacob is all like dirty in this book, he's shed his little boy image (when Bella gets cold, Edward let's Jacob wrap his arms around Bella and then Edward reads his thoughts and says " Stop your little fantasies"... oo-er).

Today we have to put up our trampoline and stuff. I want Fiona to hang out for a coffee (you know where) just for an hour so I can tell her what happens in Eclipse. I know she can read for herself but it's more fun spoiling it all for her! You know I'm messing babe!

Well, I'll post again later/tomorrow!

Lucy

Due to popular demand....

2008-07-19T08:20:00.000+01:00

LUCY'S 08 DICTIONARY. So maybe popular demand= Cousin Sally. But it'll make sense. Kinda. But I never make sense. OK well let's get on with it. So not all of these words are totally original like some I got from TV and movies and books. But just a run down of words I have/May use in this blogtastic blogarella.

1) Gayocity- Gay to the extreme.

2) Randomtastic- Amazingly, coolly random.

3) Assplosion- Btw, there's an emphasis on the ass part. It's like a really suckish surprise/explosion.

4) Suckish- Bad

5) Fisisticated- Sophisticated (actually made by Fiona)

6) STFU- Shut the f**k up

7) Blogtastic- A temple of all Blogliness

8) Blogarella- Pretty Blog

9) NVM- Never mind

10) Sugalicious- Sweet, Cute, Good, Sexy

11) Sexytastic- Only definitions, Me, Fiona, Debby and Sabrina

12) Fat- Definition= Robin

13) Shawtii= I actually don't know what this means but Chris Brown/T-Pain/Flo Rida/Lil Wayne/ P Diddy use it a lot.

14) Obvi= Obvious

15) Tota= Totally

16) Caliente= hot, hot, hot!!!

17) Abso=Absolutely

Okay so... possibly the shortest dictionary of all time. Packed with Randomtasticness.

OMG! So sorry for not posting!

2008-07-19T07:47:00.000+01:00

I'm sorry for not posting dudes and dudettes! My schedule has been... hectic. And I would've posted last night but Scrubs was on. Oh yeah, and, out of randomtasticness, HSM 3 looks bigger and gayer than ever. Like an assplosion of Gayocity and so called "Romance". Disney have really out done themselves.

Brief Rundown on Interesting Things that Happened in the Last Few Days:

1) Me and Sab went to www.lovecalculator.com and found out that Cian and Sabrina got 96% (oo-er) and I was all "Ha, I was right" and then Sabrina found out that, wait for it, I got 98% with him!!!! Like WDF?!?!?! So, technically we do have a lot in common. But he has hated me for 5 or 6 months now for fake-stalking him. Like hello? Me and Fiona had too much coke, we texted him a couple of times, and the only other mean thing we did to him was make him regret his very existence. And then he was being all mean to me. And then when everybody else was talking, he appeared to be humping a tree so I was all "That's Sick" in a disgusting way. And then he thought I meant Sick as in Cool. So he did that thing that that guy from Britain's Got Talent could do, where you like hang horizontally from a pole. Weird. I think he was trying to impress me.

2) Me And Fi went swimming yesterday!

3) I got contact lenses!

4) I got €3 shades from H&M!

5) I got more layers.

So that's all folks!

Lucy

Today...

2008-07-11T18:49:00.000+01:00

So today I wen to Sabz... AGAIN! We just hung out. It only took her 2 hours 2 get ready today... lol. Today we literally just chilled. Well, we were going to take the bus to the shopping place and we waited for half an hour then the stupid driver drove STRAIGHT PAST us! So we gave back and ate pasta. And then we took pictures. And other shit.

Well... certainly not an amazing day. But Emily did come up to us outside tesco and started goin on about all this shit that i was her bma. Emily hates me wdf?

Lucy

Pissed Off.

2008-07-11T09:22:00.000+01:00

Yesterday, I hung out. But it wasn't with Sabrina, but by myself. I had to pretend to be SICK so i could get out of doing grandparent stuff. I made Mars Delight Choc-Chip shortbread cookies but even then the Granninator tried to direct me. Like, hello? You burn BROCCOLI! Why would I take advice on my own SIGNATURE dish? STFU Granninator. Like do they never learn? Then I tried to give an old barbie layers and my sis got tota angry and I was like " WDF u don't use it anymore?" and she went all red and now I believe my sister is functionally retarded. An Fi's not home til SUNDAY not saturday. Does she not realise I'm practically dying without her? We text like 7 times a day each way though. But her love life has kinda fucked up our BMAness like god, friends first!?! Maybe she's kinda pissed that I stole her lover's heart *sighs* So complicated. Oh and I found out who Sabrina fancies. Arlcay Oxfay. Figure that shit out! LOL.

So.... I'm bored.

Tell your friends.

I will post again tonight.

Lucy

The Adventures Of Sab and Lu

2008-07-10T08:29:00.000+01:00

So, yesterday I went to Sabrina's and we just hung out for the whole day. Shocker!! LOL! Well, it took her 3 hours to dry hair, straighten hair, put on make-up and put on clothes. Seriously. Then, just as we were going outside, Sabrina's mom gave her a letter to post. So, we had to walk all the way to the village in the rain. We were all like cold, so Sab suggested we go and get a Chocomallow from the Café (they only charged us for a normal hot choccie)! When we were all cosy and warms, we went to post the letter. Then we walked home and got a packet of low-fat choc. peanuts from tesco's. We totally staggered into Sab's house all wet and cold and tired, ready to put on big fluffy socks and watch a dvd UNTIL Sabrina's mom asked Sabrina if she put a stamp on the letter. OOPS! We had to walk all the way back to the village and beg and plead the woman to open the bag and get out the letter so we could put a stamp on it but she was a total bitch! So she's all like "N-n-nnoo, I c-c-ccan't!" (she had a stammer and a chicken head). Sabrina was all " But my mam will kill me" and the woman was being all rude like gesturing other people. The fupping cheek. Sabrina went all "STFU we'll open the bag OURSELVES THEN" then we had to leave. NO POINT OF VILLAGENESS!!! Then we went back to Sab's house really tired, ready to watch a movie. But alas no, we had to go get a suitcase for Sab's holliers. So we get into the car then guess who we see: MY MOM! I was like "Mom, we'll only be a while." So she was like "Did you eat anything today?"... Cue me looking at feet saying "Mumble...mumble...No."

Then in the car on the drive home she went nutter and was all like screaming "NOBODY COULD CONTACT YOU, WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL?"

That was... fun?

Well, today I have to do many chores so I don't get to hang out.

Will update later,

Love

Lucy

Home again...

2008-07-08T15:28:00.000+01:00

So yesterdayz we came home. The flight wasn't bad but OMG the lady who was weighing our bagz was such a bitch. So we were like 0.2 pounds over or something and she was all like "you must be of the perfect weight baggage" so we had to go behind a nearby pole and throw out towels, lilos and more!! I was like "Gawd woman, don't release your flowing red tides of PMT onto us little peoplezz!!!" We were home rather late so all we did when we got home was greet our dog, drink tea and eat biscuits. Oh yeah, and I rid my Animal Crossing town of weedz!!!! Yayz! So today wasn't interesting so far. My grandparents came to take care of me. I was like FFS I'm 13 not 3 I can take care of myself for 3 days for 6 hours each day!!! And besides, I'll be just hanging out with Sabingo!!!

Ye n the cut I got in La Buca Del Gatto that night while doing my party trick iz messin my head up..

So bye bye...

Read from bottom blushes

2008-07-06T17:40:00.000+01:00

Btw to new readerz, read lucy's blog from bottom up!

Lucylicious babez

x

Siena - The city of pretty

2008-07-06T17:21:00.000+01:00

So, last day in Italy was spent in Siena, a gorgeous little city not far from San Gimignano. I had a great time though I have to admit it was an itty witty bit expensive! *cringes*

I made three purchases: a little rabbit tail, a coolio scenish scarf thingy and a slinky!!! We ate at something Gaia (yea, spelled like the website!) and it was tota expensive!!! All I could think of was La Buca del Gatto and Sergio and Laura and all the others. STFU people who think I am in love with the staff. Even though it is a tiny bit true... Well anyways, I had a rather nice time. Flying home with Ryanair tomorrow. Ahh, the safe assurance of totally overpriced flights where they charge for everything but toilet paper ((Irony, btw)). I was txting Fiona (she's my bezzie, btw) and she is in Spain wiv da person she loves. Alas though, she showed him a picture of me and he instantly fell in lurvzz with me *smirkz* but I don't know why. I'm average height, average weight with dishwater blonde hair, hazel eyes and blue framed sexy glasses. Maybe he fell for the specz. Hmmm... tota. So, if some people haven't realised, this blog is rather like a book called Big Woo : My not so secret teen blog by Susie Day. I read the book and this helped me decide on a) the goal thing and b) the blog thing. It's a good book, fellow teenz shud soooo read it.

So... I'm going to go advertise my own not so secret teenage blog. Bye bye nices bloggy peoplez!

*waves*

Lucy
x

Tada! hugs visitors

2008-07-06T09:54:00.000+01:00

Welcome to my speshul blog! It's speshul 'cos it is actually a goal. See, recently I've had a hard time. I suffered from an itty bitty bout of depression due to everything that the lord has thrown on top of me. I have scoliosis, my parents nearly got divorced, i have terrible eyesight, i need braces, people always make fun of me and i am totally forgetful. So, when it was Summer, I decided to make the most of my holiday to loverly Italy. But i got an ear infection and *ahem* something else... so my holiday was ruined as I stayed in the room, anti-socially. The hotel I was in was called Hotel la Buca del Gatto and it was great craic but unfortunately I only started to understand that on the last 2 days!!!! It felt as if I didn't finish my holiday and I'm starting to think I owe myself. So for the years 2008 and 2009, I have set up 3 major goals:

- Earn 1'200 euro so I can go back to La Buca del Gatto with some friends and my mom.
- Become fluent in italian (for the holiday)
- Let all my feelingz and emotionz out with this brand new blog!

I am counting on all the fellow bloggerz out there to help me achieve these with lovez and supportz!

Also, if anyone has ever been to La Buca del Gatto in summer and met the loverly Colorful Team (Gsa Club) of Laura, Andrea, Gabrielle, Cristina, Katia, Sergio, Ivo and Ms. Photographer person, please comment!

Tell ya friendz, intawebz peoplez!!!

Love
Lucy
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LuCy [[x]]

New bloggg...

OMFG

Sligo...bombigo...chickaligo...bona fido?

Weird weeeeeek.

Everything back to almost normality...

Worst. Week. Of. My. Fucking. Life

Owch. Stress sick.

I apologize greatly...kinda

My Week in Brief....

Hmmm... Mr O Callaghan strikes again

Thank God For Fall Out Boy...

The French Penguin Seal Substitute

That aeroplane is sexy....

So Confused.. also Sorry.

Bad newz.

Hospital day from hell.

I say SO a lot.

Don't have a cow, parentals!

Not exactly considered exciting..

I'm now Lexy the scene kid.

YAY!

Numb.

Well. Now I'm. A. Totally. Different. Person.

So... You'll have to wait again. Apologies...

So I guess I was waiting...

Bored out of my mind. Hmm. Guess who's fault it is.

Coloured Hair Gel!

Well. So. God.

Twilight short: Transforming Continued Again

Twilight short: Transforming Continued

Lazy day... mmm cheese...

Twilight short: Transforming

Ahh. Parents are scumbags.

Twilight short: Honeymooners

OMFG! Bella's lullaby!

Twilight short: The Marriage

Yesterday!

Due to popular demand....

OMG! So sorry for not posting!

Today...

Pissed Off.

The Adventures Of Sab and Lu

Home again...

Read from bottom *blushes*

Siena - The city of pretty

Tada! *hugs visitors*

Read from bottom blushes

Tada! hugs visitors